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02 September 2008 @ 08:37 pm

LOL MORE COCKERY.

A clipping from Anarchist Monthly, vol. 2 in the Forest Owls' base says:

"President Deling became the president after the 2nd Sorceress War ended. To gain support quickly, he carried out the invasion of Timber. It was only a ploy to decorate an already corrupt man's immoral career... Our land Timber was brutally destroyed. Here began Vinzer Deling's road to dictatorship..."


However, one of the Forest Owls members in the control room tells you that, 18 years ago on the day before the invasion of Timber by Galbadia, the newly-inaugurated (that's what I'm guessing, since he says Deling had just come into power right before this) Deling began a hunt for resistance members; this was also when the fathers of Zone and Watts were killed.

If the [2nd] Sorceress War didn't end until Laguna contained Adel, how could Deling have become president dictator and fought against Esthar in the war? He wouldn't have been president yet. :| I'm also assuming that Laguna and crew were in the army at the time of the Timber invasion; Ward does mention fighting the "almighty Timber army."

OMFG YOU GUYS

 
 
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02 September 2008 @ 08:32 am

I SWEAR TO GOD, the only concern the developers had was that damn ~*~*LOVE STORY*~*~ and it's like they left their ability to work on details at the door.

Alright, so! Say the game begins in the year 2007. It's said the Sorceress War begins 18 years prior to the start of the game, making it 1989. Well, looking at this page, that kind of makes sense. Here's a list of some important events.

Italics mean LOL HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.

1989
  • Sorceress War begins
  • Galbadia takes over Timber; rebel factions form
  • Laguna meets Julia
  • Laguna and his crew to to Centra; escape
  • FH is established by former Estharians

1990
  • Julia writes/records/releases "Eyes On Me"
  • Julia marries Caraway; has Rinoa
  • Adel goes looking for kids; Ellone's parents are killed
  • Laguna is all up in Winhill; marries Raine; knocks her up
  • Ellone is captured
  • Laguna makes it to Esthar and rescues her
  • Laguna sends Ellone back to Winhill, becomes president, war ends
  • Squall is born


However! FUCK, if you do the math and pay attention to details and shit, you'd see that there's no way Squall would be able to be born in 1990 and be 17 by the start of the game like they say. He would turn 17 in 2007, but not be that age by his SeeD exam. WHICH, according to his study panel, is given in the spring; Squall's birthday is right at the tail end of summer. He would have had to have been born in 1989 for this to work, AUGHGHFK.

Rinoa is 17 by the start of the game, probably just having turned 17 considering her birthday is March 3 and that fucking field exam occurs in the spring (AKA MARCH-MAY, DUH). Her being born in 1990 is right on target; in fact, that's what I have as her year of birth on the timeline for TtP.

fuck, I'm one headache away from declaring my timeline canon. >:|

 
 
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01 September 2008 @ 08:58 am

lol second entry already

So I've been replaying FFVIII, right? Yeah, okay. I'm only up to before the Timber mission right now, though; lol, I know I said I'd spend like EVERY WAKING MINUTE playing the game, but then I changed my mind. However, even in that small amount of time, I've managed to gather details for another exciting installment of...

Shit That Doesn't Make Sense! Yay!

because of my nitpicky, holy-fuck-this-is-not-realistic-enough natureCollapse )

...You know what it is, actually? Or what I say it is, anyway, because honestly this is the only thing that makes sense to me at this point.

ULTIMECIA FUCKED UP TIME AND LOGIC WHEN SHE SHOWED UP AND GAVE EDEA HER POWERS, LOL.

 
 
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31 August 2008 @ 06:12 pm

Okay, first post!

So this whole Laguna time thing... GAH. It's like, Square didn't even put much thought into it, just assigned some random ages to people and left it at that. I'm reading through the Final Fantasy Wiki, about Laguna, and... well, here is his page. And I know, wikis are not usually 100% reliable, but in this case it's all I've got. :|

Forgetting about Laguna for a moment... Julia's info is also kind of off. slkfhksdf

CUTTING THE REST LOLCollapse )

I'm sure there are like 290482903 other things I want to say here, but ugh. My thoughts are sort of going in several different directions and I'm confusing myself further the more I try and think about things. D: So I'm gonna leave it at this for now! I'll undoubtedly come back to it at some point, though.

 
 
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